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    7/14/2007

    同样是妖 差别仍然是很大的

    老公发贴,老婆如果跟在后面灌水,捧场,那是妖精
    老公发贴,老婆另起一贴骂男人是天下乌鸦一般黑的,那是妖怪
    老公和网友视频的时候,自己穿件显示出自己身材的性感衣服出现在他身后,那是妖精
    老公和网友视频,摔了一个杯子然后冲过来把插头拔掉的,那是妖怪
    老公想抽烟的时候及时帮忙点上火,并且给自己也来一根,那是妖精
    老公想抽烟的时候恶狠狠抢去他嘴里的烟,踩在地上的,那是妖怪
    老公打酣,捏老公鼻子,是妖精
    老公打酣,用脚踹的方式停止鼾声的,是妖怪
    老公负责做饭,自己负责洗碗,而且总夸老公做的比自己好的,是妖精
    老公一切都包了,还得老公洗碗,并且自己还挑食的,是妖怪
    老公的钱完全不用上缴,自己经常用信用卡透支买一件好看衣服回来,撒着娇要老公买单的,是妖精
    老公的钱全部上缴,按天领零花钱,还嫌跟了他倒了霉的,是妖怪
    老公请朋友回家吃饭,里里外外都老婆包下,烟茶都上好,老公的任务只是陪客人抽烟喝茶,客人走了以后,什么都不管,让老公收拾残局,这个是妖精
    老公请朋友回家吃饭,给个冷脸,马上出门转悠,等人走了以后大骂老公的交的朋友没档次的,那是妖怪
    老公熬夜晚了,穿着性感内衣到老公视线所及的地方转悠,什么也不说,那是妖精
    老公熬夜晚了,和衣而睡,听到键盘响发出一声怒吼的,那是妖怪
    老公洗澡,自己也脱了加入进去,还要老公搓背,是妖精
    老公洗澡,抱怨他洗那么半天,浪费煤气,那是妖怪
    老公电脑里有MM图片,眼热之余自己也脱了衣服照几张偷偷存进去,那是妖精
    老公电脑里有MM图片,拧着老公耳朵怒骂:你怎么不和她们睡觉去啊,那是妖怪
    老公不爱修边幅,亲手给老公梳理定型一个酷的发型,那是妖精
    老公不爱修边幅,自己花几百元去做个头发,然后暗示两人已经有代沟,那是妖怪
    老公不爱穿戴,自己亲自去挑选衣服回来给老公试穿,而且总是合身的,还夸老公身材好,穿什么都好看的,那是妖精
    老公不爱穿戴,用老公的钱去给自己买一套衣服,然后逢人就说自己老公老土,穿什么不象什么,那是妖怪
    老公留有初恋情人的情书,自己偷偷看了,原样放回去,找个机会和老公曾经和她约会的地方,也说一句曾让老公印象深刻的对白,那是妖精
    老公留有初恋情人的情书,自己偷偷看了以后当破烂卖了,而且对里面肉麻章节倒背如流,那是妖怪
    老公睡觉,老婆一切打理完毕然后脱得光光钻进被窝,那是妖精
    老公睡觉,老婆脸上还敷着面膜穿着厚实的睡衣,那是妖怪
    老公累了,老婆不会强行索吻,而是吻了吻老公的额头,抱着老公,闭着眼睛什么话都不说,等老公自己主动,那是妖精
    老公累了,拉开被子仔细检查他全身是否有可疑之处,不管自己想不想,反正不交公粮绝不许睡的,那是妖怪
    老公和男女同事出去集体活动,把自己打扮得漂亮年轻,缠着要去玩的,那是妖精
    老公和男女同事出去集体活动,披头散发冲进现场用眼光杀死所有在场女人,然后把老公拉走的,那是妖怪
    老公开车,一路夸他开的好,是个天才,那是妖精
    老公开车,一路提醒他看这看那,抱怨他莽莽撞撞,别出人命,那是妖怪
    老公吃零食,和他嘴对嘴地分享一块食物,共喝一口水,那是妖精
    老公吃零食,抱怨老公象个女人,象饿狼和老鼠,那是妖怪
    老公醉得厉害,还要坚持骑摩托车回去,老婆坐在他车座后,做飞翔状大喊“I AM THE KING OF THE WORLD!”那是妖精
    老公醉得厉害,老婆把车一锁,所有东西一拿,打的回家,留他在原地郁闷,那是妖怪
    老公手机有短信有电话,故意扭过头去,装没听见,搞得老公还不好意思,一定非要她看内容看号码不可,这是妖精
    老公手机有短信有电话,马上一把抢过来,来一句:“我是他爱人,你是谁呀”,那是妖怪

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    亦流 刘wrote:
    想找妖精真是不容易~ 作妖精更难
    Sept. 5
    权 张wrote:
    说得好,我转我空间了
    July 16

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